What do Ya Think???

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as
you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the
Prettiest!

5. You don't have PMS; don't freakin act like you
know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook; doing something sweet will always get you
off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big D***; we know you
don't.

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls
that want real relationships.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your
homeboys not us.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a
hoe.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.

14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't
always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help
it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give u h**d; if you are nice you
just might get it.

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster
trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else
you and your friends talk about... in other words
shut the f*** up

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over
it.

22. Don't make bets about us; we will always find
out.

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your
goatee or beard or mustache looks, we always
hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit
other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so
DONT..

25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela
Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u
have a better shot at ours than you ever will with
hers, you may as well give it up now)

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful at all times.

28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us
and tell us we aren't.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock
down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a
stick, so why the heck can't you pee in the toilet
and not on it.

30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't
forget it!!